absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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