no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Blow job season was short but glorious.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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