Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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