my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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