Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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