We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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