Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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