i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
are you so shy because you have an std?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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