Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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