Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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