Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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