it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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