Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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