do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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