I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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