I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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