Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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