His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
