we have pet lesbian snakes
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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