i don't like sucking hair
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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