How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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