I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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