That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
