you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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