Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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