I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I am one with the molecules
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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