I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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