i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Quick, to the slutcave!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just had sex on a roof
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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