so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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