I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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