quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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