Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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