So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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