Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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