so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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