I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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