My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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