Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
