can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
This is my gift to your gina
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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