so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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