I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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