I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
