where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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