Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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