Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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