yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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