we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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