my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
