Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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