what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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