My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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