Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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