I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The uberlube is also flammable
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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