Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize