Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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