3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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