Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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