u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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