Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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