I wannas sexs uuuuu
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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